im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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