a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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