My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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