I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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