The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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