ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize