Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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