You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i drank out of a bidet.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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