I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He better not be in your backpack
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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