One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
