I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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