Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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