whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
