Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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