The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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