anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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