just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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