Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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