..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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