it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This is my gift to your gina
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We need to get me chipped asap
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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