kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Come on in and take your pants off
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