are you still at the devil's house?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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