hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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