Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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