Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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