David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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