She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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