No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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