do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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