Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we're making bets on your personal life
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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