I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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