Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just google imaged poop.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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