Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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