So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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