True but thats because hes a fetus.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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