What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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