doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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