I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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I need you to use more vowels.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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