do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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