sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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