that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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