one might say we're banned from that church
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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