he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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