Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize