living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just want to make out with him forever
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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