New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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