I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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