So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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