DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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