Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
