And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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