you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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