Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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