do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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