Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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