is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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