"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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