I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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